It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Panties = found
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