i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
