I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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