Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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