You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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