Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
