I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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