I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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