You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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