She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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