Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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