absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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