college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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