How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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