My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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