hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
