he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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