Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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