careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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