holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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