So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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