OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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