Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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