Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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