My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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