ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We are two peas in an std pod
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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