I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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