So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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