Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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