i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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