by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...