i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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