You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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