Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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