were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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