I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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