i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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