Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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