We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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