I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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