I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
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Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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