WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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