great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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