Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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