Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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