just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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