Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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