at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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