Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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