Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
