I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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