i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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