There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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